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Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile. 
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being. 
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.

It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile. 

But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being. 

“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

Reblog and then click the picture to see what she looks like now
imahighclassbitch:

tumblrrmokong:

Which gray box is darker?
Maybe you think that it’s the top one, but you’re wrong. They have the same color. Try covering the line between them. You’ll see. 
I bet your finger is in your monitor now…

COOL :D

imahighclassbitch:

tumblrrmokong:

Which gray box is darker?

Maybe you think that it’s the top one, but you’re wrong. They have the same color. Try covering the line between them. You’ll see. 

I bet your finger is in your monitor now…

COOL :D

lilmissjuris:

orgyversykes:

peskythepesky:

aixandheruniverse:

axls:

classics:

figo2:

numbersixspeaks:

mercurypdx:

86400:

tryingtofollow:
What do you think of this image?
Destined to become a classic on the order of Dogs Playing Poker.

Definitely puts a different spin on that “Footprints” poem….

Are — are those nunchucks on the door handle?
ETA: I am not the first semi-astute Tumblrite to notice the alleged weapon(s?).




God suffers from what you do with your body.

TOO POWERFUL NOT TO REBLOG :(

Omg :(

lilmissjuris:

orgyversykes:

peskythepesky:

aixandheruniverse:

axls:

classics:

figo2:

numbersixspeaks:

mercurypdx:

86400:

tryingtofollow:

What do you think of this image?

Destined to become a classic on the order of Dogs Playing Poker.

Definitely puts a different spin on that “Footprints” poem….

Are — are those nunchucks on the door handle?

ETA: I am not the first semi-astute Tumblrite to notice the alleged weapon(s?).

God suffers from what you do with your body.

TOO POWERFUL NOT TO REBLOG :(

Omg :(

damnthatswhatshesaid:

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

animeds7:

gurlumad:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

this makes you my new favorite person

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:








TROLLING AT ITS FINEST.
LOL.
I don’t get how this is trolling though…..
LOl, ^ it looks like an escalator, but its stairs. so when people go on it, they’ll just stand there and wait to go up . lol.
ROFL
LMFAO OMFG I ACTUALLY LMFAO-ED. HAHAHAHAHHA
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O_O

It’s found here in the Philippines :))))))

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

TROLLING AT ITS FINEST.

LOL.

I don’t get how this is trolling though…..

LOl, ^ it looks like an escalator, but its stairs. so when people go on it, they’ll just stand there and wait to go up . lol.

ROFL

LMFAO OMFG I ACTUALLY LMFAO-ED. HAHAHAHAHHA

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O_O

It’s found here in the Philippines :))))))